Forget fame, fortune and beauty...

... and just become a ukmg freak instead. Your mother will still be proud of you. Well, when we say "proud of", we actually mean "despairing of", but don't let that worry you.

The freakshow is open to all regular users of ukmg. At risk of starting yet another round of "ukmg is a clique" accusations, we'd like to point out that posting a couple of "lol! me too!" posts per year does not make you a regular. Someone has to type all this stuff, so entries from occasional lurkers are just a waste of time. Also, don't kid yourself into thinking this is a great opportunity for free publicity. About 3 people look at this site each month, and none of them can actually read.

That said, though, if you want to join, get stuck in! Click the link on the right which corresponds to your surname and then fill in the form. Pictures are optional, but if you want to include one, make sure it's smaller than 100k, then send it to the Freakmaster. If you're not ready for all that, just browse the other entries...